cupcake killer!

Jul 24

every-seven-seconds:

Flashing 101: A Guide For Girls

Jul 24

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

Jul 24
nitrogen:

(18+)
Jul 24
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Jul 24

mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

Jul 24

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

 

Jul 24

me watching chris evans movies

  • chris evans character: is a lovable guy in a rom-com
  • me: chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character: hacker guy with horrible pick up lines
  • me: chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character: gets frozen for 70 years and wakes up with most of his friends dead
  • me: chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character: tries to be a good lawyer but dies from drug overdose
  • me: chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character: confesses to eating a fucking baby
  • me: chris evans is so hot
Jul 24

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

Jul 24
Jul 24
Fuck and sexy

Fuck and sexy

Jul 24

Tyler Hoechlin @ San Diego Comic Con 2010 - 2014

Jul 24

mrs-stiltskin:

snafu-moofins:

riskpig:

obsessedfool:

http://instagram.com/p/q2cmFWIq7Y/

SERIOUSLY JUST AAAAAAH OH MY GOD I WILL GLADLY BLOW MY POST LIMIT OVER THIS PHOTO

HES GOT HIS FUCKING SUIT JACKET OFF AND SHES SO PRETTY AND AJSJDKIAHNSSK

No kidding. He’s wearing his shirt garters… you can see how see through her top is. I just fucking love it and have lost my ability to can..asdfghjkll……

Ded.

Jul 24
  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
Jul 24

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters